You know what term I cant stand, what phrase I hate? It’s pick up artist or PUA. One of the most common definitions I found for PUA is, “a man well versed in the art of seduction”. I only bring this up because an attractive female called me one this weekend, said female almost got a knee to the uterus. I calmly reminded her of the great words of HOVA, “I’m a pimp by blood, not relations”. When I hear the term PUA I’m reminded of some pasty, nerdy, white guy who couldn’t figure the game out so he bought some books, some audio tapes, learned some quick catch phrases and now thinks he’s some midnight casanova. Their regurgitating some advice from some Dumbledore looking motherfucker like Mystery. Picking up women has become nothing less than a pseudoscience involving graphs and pie charts when it used to be an art.

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Now I’m not knocking anyones hustle, cause it’s kind of hard out here for a pimp. As the kids now a day like to say, you must get in where you fit in. But as for me and my game, I consider myself old school. Like a safe cracker that uses touch instead of computer assistance. I had to pay my dues, earn point three the hard way.There was no “Bang” or “The Game” when I was coming up. There wasn’t this much amount of information available for guys. It’s like these kids now a day are in the Cobra Kai dojang yelling “Strike hard, strike fast, no Mercy” , while I had to wax on and wax off.

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These books and seminars on picking up hot drunk chicks have become a multi million dollar industry. The game has become saturated with young guys throwing around PUA terminology as they pick up girls way out of their league. I think that’s what bothers me, these guys don’t appreciate the pink they pick up. They haven’t payed their dues like I have. You read a book, go out and act all mysterious, slip and fall into some pink, and now you’re a “pick up artist”? Playa please. They should at least make these guys where different colored belts to let us know what level their at. For me the game was passed down from master to student, like a sacred ninja scroll outlining deadly pressure point strikes to render my opponents paralyzed. Better yet my training was more like The 36 Chambers.

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I mean do you know how many cougars and HOW’s (Hot older women) I had to get shut down by at lame Irish bars to get here? Training was brutal, it was trial by fire, but eventually I emerged with enough confidence and swagger to own my game. Sure I’m still learning. I guess it’s like that old saying goes, I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member. So you can call me whatever you want, but please for the love of God, never refer to me as a pick up artist…… yuck.

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everyone know’s i’m the pick-up artist in your life, vk. i just had to wipe tears of laughter from my eyes at the thought of that… thanks. :)

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